What's on your mug?

a mom is a hoe. or your mother

Child: god girl you are such a mom Child 2 : i dont have kids. Child: i mean your a hoe Child 2: god go fuck yourself mom

By lakdjflakjeskrajls;dkcj l;akal ;kscfjl;akse

that bitch that is fat now due to you. fucking bitch. dont ever call her ugly, its your fault! fucking i think the only reason mothers love you unconditionally is bc youre the only one that will love them back bc you made them fucking fat. damn youre a bitch!i cant belive that fucker buys you shit. and to think she put all her effort into pushin you out her cooch. then againn,, it could be her fault if your mom was a whore! buttttttt she could have gone skinny again.. if she stopped eating and became an anorexic slut bc she was made fun of for being fat.. bc of you!

your mom is a whore did i ever tell you i wanna fuck your mom? what kind of boyfriend are you!?

By jack the mother fucking ripper

mom is the shortened form of MOMENT. often used in chats, when someone wants to say, that he is busy right now and still needs a moment.

1: can you tell me who won the game yesterday? 2: mom, i have to check first.

By Macster

mom: a quick abbreviation of Mask of Madness. An item that grants life leech, increased movement and attack speed. Found in DoTA, a WarCraft3 custom game. Popular among players who use melee heroes as it enables them to catch up to fleeing players and kill them.

Zhiguang: fuck lor, he keep running away.. cant kill him sia.. Mcnus: aiya, get mom lah..

By Zhiguang

The person at a party who puts everyone to bed after they've passed out or drunk themselves silly.

Bella is such an amazing mom. She helped Molly put everyone to bed after they passed out drunk.

By avl.grace