What's on your mug?

The realm of the stupid and the horny.

By Anonymous

Everyone knows that the internet is a series of tubes: 'OH NOES ! Teh tubes are clogged !'. 'Internet' can also refer to an email. See example below.

I downloaded an internet this morning.

By tawlboy

A breeding ground for illegal activity

Let's go hack some internet sites

By penguin

A collection of computers that share information over a network connection. THE internet refers to the largest collection of computers. Services include the World Wide Web, Newsgroups, Bulatin Boards, FTP/Archie servers, E-Mail, and a vast array of online games. Computers on THE internet communicate using the TeleComunicatons Protocol - Internet Protocol or TCP-IP

By Chuck

The reason why I'm still a virgin.

Guy #1: Dude did you and your girlfriend do it yet? Guy #2: No i was too busy using the internet.

By smaga