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john's partner

John "Why are you here?" Carl "And how did you find this?" John "Hey! That was my line!" Carl "No, that was my line!" John "No, MINE!" Carl "NO, MINE! John "GIMME THAT SCRIPT!" Carl "NO!" cartoon fight sound effects John "Wait.. "Iwritedefinitions.webp" wrote that script for you and me, and we don't know who is supposed to say, "How did you get here?" So it's his fault!" [Carl} " Yeah, you're right, let's get him!" John & Carl "GET OVER HERE!" Iwritedefinitions.webp "uhoh."

By iwritedefinitions.webp

Carl Rivera is the coolest man, he does anything you ask and he will do it within 24 hrs. Like I told him to fly me out of ukraine and he booked me a private jet to new zealand. such a cool boy

People: Carl save me! Carl: dont worry

By James Ciao

Carl is a cool guy and its fun to hang out with him shoutout to myself bc im carl

Carl is a coool guy

By Wekkokurwa

he is a massive cunt with a 2 inch cock and almost parasite like personality he doesn't feel guilt he only cares for himself and his survival

wow that guy just ate a dog because he was hungry must have been a carl

By fiskerlars2

Carl is a pejorative term used as slang for a man perceived as entitled or demanding beyond the scope of what they should. Examples of what they love doing can be demanding to "speak to the manager", pushing their opinion when it’s not needed or being racist against any of the human “races”.

Carl is pushing his opinion on us again. Carl just love talking doesn’t he?

By Carlinthe