What's on your mug?

Lick My Ass Opening

johnny : i just tooked a poop! sarah : yeah? johnny : lick my ass opening! (lmao)

By PoopJizz

A synonmy to LOL or haha. but technically its just farting!

A: man, that guy is so funny I wa LMAO the whole time. B: that doesnt have to do anything with the jokes, you just have a bad stomach.

By logiztex

leave me alone!okay?

m: what's lmao? j: leave me alone okay?!

By ockcok

A slang word meaning lame or lam-o.

-Hey Bob do you have a toothbrush? -No way! -You are such a lmao!

By Matt the tutor

laughing my ass off. used when someone is pretending to be amused but isnt and theyre saying it to be polite

Chrissy: wowzor! I asked to be Brad's unrelated sister and he said yes! omg im like so getting his dick hahahhah Lily: uh lmao gfy

By katerlyner