What's on your mug?

Someone, that most of us guys don't have

Girlfriend, what most guys won't have.

By Iamlonely

A term describing the act of spending all the money you worked hard to earn on things you've been really looking forward to getting yourself, on another person, who's happiness and joy means more to you than any thing else money can buy.

I just got my girlfriend a fancy note worth of fun and exciting things for her birthday! I know it's already been 17 years, but that custom fursuit design can wait another couple months..

By SeiRruf

Something I will never, ever have.

My girlfriend is so curvy that you can’t- oh wait, that’s oxygen.

By Samsational Punlord

Something you wish you had

"My Girlfriend is a rabbit"

By Desire 07

Something you don’t have

I don’t have a girlfriend

By LinkHood