What's on your mug?

everyone you dislike or don't care about around you

buddy: dude look! it's John! over there! you: ughh... that douche... fuckin hate the guy buddy: word.

By pahk the cah brah!

A term used to describe a beautiful girl who often contradicts themselves.

aww you're such a douche

By YEURGH

Someone without character; Someone who is opposed to finishing the job we started in Iraq.

The Left are such douches, they have no moral conscious when it comes to helping the people of Iraq. They would prefer dictators run the world as long as they share their ideology.

By James Parkhurst

(v) to do, to place, to run, to put, to push, to pull, to fix, to travel, or perform; an all-purpose word referring to the performance of an action or performance of a task.

I'm going to douche over to the store later to pick up some milk. My laptop battery is about to die. Can you douche my charger into the wall, please? me: "I am getting nowhere with my paper." friend: "Why don't you take a break and douche up the rest later?" me: "Good idea. Let's douche over to the Mission and douche up some douchers (burritos)." me: "Hold the elevator! Thanks." person: "What floor?" me: "Can you douche 3, please?"

By Douchey McDouche'emups

a device used to clean out the female vagina

That girl had a vaginal infection so she had to buy a douche.

By SAMANTHA!