What's on your mug?

Stoners are funny folk we have know worrys about life. what goes around comes around. After 1-4 we love to listen to music chill out with mates talk comeplete "bollocks" drink out our dry mouth and munch away our MUCHIES! Stay in complete relaxation and wake up 4 hours later ready to have enougher 4-6 then anuffer 6-8 then the ball starts rollng and you carnt stop......................But dont worry about it. Lifes to short!

Stoner 1. this is soo coool Stoner 2. wooow Stoner 3. Sum one skin up Stoner 4. whos that over there i reackon i know him ! Stoner 1, hehehehe!!!!! Stoner 2 does any one have a drink

By Stonerkid

A stoner is someone who smokes weed everyday. Smoking marijuana has become a part of that persons life, and is not viewed as a drug, but rather a "supplement" for enhancing that persons life on any way they choose. Personally I like to smoke the reefer and just enjoy life, and by being stoned, everything you do feels, sounds, and looks better. It is a way of life and having it labeled illegal will not stop a true stoner from doing what he/she loves the most.

Male 1 (not a stoner). "Dude this is so boring all we are doing is sitting here doing nothing!" Male 2 (is a stoner). "Dude, I'm stoned..... :) "

By weedisallyouneed, mang.

n. short for standby boner. A boner held in reserve until a certain action or event takes place.

As Brian was making out with the girl from the bar, Spooky lied at the foot of the bed with a stoner, hoping to get in on the action.

By Soss Man

1. People who enjoy drugs or herbs. They may pick from one or more of these: marijuana, LSD, 2CB, Cocaine, and/or heroine. They enjoy getting high and chillin out. 2. People who use illegal drugs to distract them from their feelings or make them feel better for a while.

Look at that stoner he looks like he's having a good time.

By Shleeby94

One who appreciates the magic of science, but not in the academic sense

Look at Jim watching Carl Sagan, he's such a stoner!

By angelhairpasta