What's on your mug?

The act of looking like a complete nancy, often times morons who partake in this "sport" become homosexual.

No wonder you get hit on by other guys, you play Soccer. This world is fucked up because of all the Soccer players in it.

By Jabroni

1. A sport hated by the Yanks, that think it is gay. No other world apart from your bum-chum ice hockey has so many pads. In football (our one) you need strength, intelligence, skill, the ability to pick out one man and kick a pass to him and nerves. What do you need in American football? The ability to throw a ball. Well fucking done! Only USofA plays Gridiron. The whole world plays football. 2. Not as good as rugby

Yank: Soccer is for fags (offensive Yank word for a homosexual) Palace fan: Fuck off you Yank bastard. At least we don't need 72 stone guys with more protection than Russia's borders.

By Dannywack09

same meaning as gay, the words can be used interchangebly

That kid plays soccer? what a fag

By tuy

Obscure team sport played only in a few isolated regions of the world. Details are sketchy but the game is believed to involve kicking.

Anthropologists from several universities around the United States have embarked on an expedition to learn more about this "soccer" pastime.

By AbnormalBoy

An awesome sport in which one of the main rules is to kick balls.

Sorry I can't, I have soccer today.

By sp!ffeh