Life
An unfortunate lapse between nonexistence and death.
Why go to hell? If you really want to suffer, come back to life...
By thatrand0mp1nappl3
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Life
bacon
Joe: "Yo bob, how's life?" Bob: "..." Joe: "how's bacon?" Bob: "Oh, life's great man. it's all about bacon!"
By Uzer
life
the time you spend doing shit until you die/are dead, which is you'll spend most of your time being. shit is everything. you. do.
you're life is a joke. accumulate debt, spend years paying it off, agonize over your children, while sharing in their triumphs, buy a flatscreen to whittle away your college education day by day, and love your spouse like no other, of course until she passes away and then you from a broken heart. or you die and watch her grieve from possibly, but most likely hell, because life had made you such a hard person, you probably lied a little, cheated, but it didn't count, and undercut others to provide what should be basic necessities for your family, who will all do the same
By Jedah88
Life
Life's too painful to describe. Sorry folks :(
You live... You die... THE END. That's Life
By Stephan J.
Life
What you have if you're able to move, breathe, have consciousness, etc. It's about a total of 100 years filled with challenges, before you die. Most die before 100 though, but very few can survive longer (see Centenarian). It is a tough time when you can have so many challenges thrown at you. Failure to complete the below challenges might be caused by a neurological disorder, some other disease, disorder, or syndrome, or premature [death]. I'm guessing [death] is some sort of bonus with a prize afterwards (like [heaven] or afterlife, if you die in old age). If you're dead prematurely (like with suicide or another incident), you might just be reincarnated. I [hope] [hell] and eternal oblivion aren't real.
Succeeding at life 101 By age [2] , success is: Being able to walk and talk without [help] By age 4, success is: Not having to wear diapers By age 8, success is: Having friends By age 12, success is: Contacting friends on your [cell phone] By age 16, success is: Having a partner (girl/boyfriend) By age 17, success is: Having a driver's license, having a job, and having your own [money] By age [18], success is: Controlling your life, making own decisions By age 19, success is: Living independently By age 20, success is: Being able to have sex (can be reached before age [18] though) By age 25, success is: Being involved in a career By age 30, success is: Being married and having kids By age 50, success is: Still being married and having kids By age 52, success is: Still being involved in a career By age 53, success is: Still being able to have sex By age 60, success is: Still living independently By age 63, success is: Still controlling your life, making own decisions By age 65, success is: Still having a driver's license, having a job, and having your own [money] By age 70, success is: Still having a partner By age 74, success is: Still contacting friends on your [cell phone] By age 75, success is: Still having friends By age 80, success is: Still not being [dead] yet By age 88, success is: Still not having to wear diapers By age 92, success is: Still being able to walk and talk without [help] By age 100, success is: STILL not being [dead] yet
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