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A book series that is made of win. Often compared to Twilight or Lord of the Rings, despite being both infinitely better and mostly unrelated to the two.

Illiterate non-Harry Potter fan*: Oh my god, Harry Potter is a rip off of Lord of the Rings, and Twilight is way better! Reasonable person: You are not intelligent, my friend. *note: this doesn't mean that people who don't like Harry Potter are illiterate, just that people who compare it to Lord of the Rings and Twilight are.

By kaiaman

The most wonderful movies and books ever written. They are not to be compared to Narnia, Twilight, or Lord of the Rings. It surpasses all other literature. It's quite common to be an inside joke. The symbol is a lightning bolt, not to be confused with Lady Gaga. Harry Potter is my life.

Why are you still reading this? Go read Harry Potter.

By harrypotterslover

A very dull series of books written by J K Rowling. Mostly plaigarised, stealing ideas from various sources such as Lord of the Rings and Bedknobs and Broomsticks, of all places. Follows the fate of Harry Potter and his journey through Hogwart's School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. The kind of books to read when you're on a plane and have nothing better to do besides gnawing off your own arm. And for all the Americans, it's Harry Potter and the PHILOSOPHER'S Stone.

Me : "I really wanted to like Harry Potter, but I got distracted every other line trying to remember where that idea was stolen from."

By Willow

the single best fiction character in the entire world.

Girl 1: Do you know who the single best fiction character in the world is? Girl 2: It's obviously Harry Potter, who I fully intend on marrying.

By harry is clearly amazing

An unfortunate hero who swallows golden balls, is prone to getting chronic head pains, and must not tell lies. Commonly referred to as the "Boy Who Lived", for he survived the killing curse. Nemesis of Lord Voldemort, and raised in a abusive muggle family until he was 11. A great book series written by J.K. Rowling, containing 7 novels.

Hermione: You should tell Dumbledore about those head pains Harry Potter: Nah, I get them all the time.

By WordNerd007