A total stud muffin. Does everything the right way. And always has a charismatic and goofy number one by his side. And things are ways better when Dave is around.
Did you see Dave on that show? Because him and that Devin guy were the best ever! Humina humina humina humina…
By OGAll-Star
An amazing and handsome Stud Muffin that does everything correctly. He always has a lovable and goofy number 1. Dave knows how to win. And constantly gets a proposal. Probably because he is a total catch.
Did you see Dave on the online reality gameshow? Because him and that Devin guy were totally the most entertaining thing there.
By OGAll-Star
A poet, casanova, a man shrouded in mystery, plagued with dagger looks, emitting lust with each gaze, each step. Who you take home to your parents, only for your mother to fall in a deeper love than even you. A homewrecker, a nomad. The clothes on his back are what he lives in, a square between his middle and ring finger, European-style. Nobody knows where he came from, some say a cave. Some say he's always been, before God himself. He is Dave, leader of many. Follower of none.
That guy Dave is unbelievably broke and lives in his parent's basement.
By Gary Sucklemeister
A good friend; always there in times of need, always there to help you through a crisis. A lover of music and masterful teacher of the craft; a believer in Christ and humanity.
Dave was the first friend I called when I needed someone, and the last friend I had to...he's always there to help others; a.k.a. crisis averted.
By Raechel Thompson
Sun goddess of horses, lightbulbs and bluecheese
"ur name's dave? Did u know Dave was a sun goddess of horses, lightbulbs and cheese?"
By You're fellow gay :)