What's on your mug?

Lifes a Bitch and then you marry one.

Dude my life is a god dam bitch!. Good thing you didnt marry one like me.

By The Lunch Maker!

Video games!

Video games are life!

By gameking10050

You know what life really is? You're born.you suck your mother's tits.you get older, you suck your girlfriends tits.You get married.You suck your wife's tits.Someone sucks your tits in the morgue

Two types of people in this world (Leaders and followers) only there's a shortage on 1 of them

By Whiteblood

A long series of one crushing defeat after another until you just wish Flanders was dead

You suck-diddly-uck Flanders (at life)

By RenierWolfcastle

The game you never win.

I scored a 303,592,886 at life.

By Jewels!