What's on your mug?

Google is a web page used to research for your homework, if you are not sure about something, to watch porn and find out how many people are terrified of Chinese people. Google is getting so rich, it already bought Youtube, Facebook and Twitter. Google also created Android, which is an operating system for phones. Blackberry has their own operating systems and so does Apple. The rest of the modern phones have Android on it. Google also created Gmail, which is used to look at your emails.

Dear Yahoo! Noone ever says to someone that if they don't know something, Yahoo it. Yours sincerely, Google

By DrumR1000

To google someone is to stick ones opposable digit up another's butthole during or prior to a sex act . One may google them self as well but it must be with there thumb and must be purely for pleasure or it isn't googleing . Some say it's a web based firm but its not entirelly true striking a thum up the asshole has been going on long before the NSA started a search engine.

Smell my thumb if it smelled like your shit you got googled I think rapey Steve was googleing him self while he was taking a piss at the bar last night.

By Prolapse

A code-name for getting high, usually used to describe smoking marijuana. It can also be used as an adjective, "googed"

"Hey do you google?" "Hell yeah, I've been googed all day!"

By livetolaugh208

1. One of the fastest and most widely used search engines. 2. Slang used by hoes in Subic, Philippines meaning to stick a finger up someone's asshole to make them cum. In Subic US Naval Forces pay hoes by each nut or cum. Pronounced goo-goll.

1. I just used google to find some pregnant porn. 2. Sergeant Jones was taking too long to bust so she googled him so they can finish the transaction.

By slizzerd v

A glorified spy device. Alternative: Duckduckgo.

"Google it!" Or "My photo is on Google!" Or "Google is a search engine!"

By Truthisbitter