What's on your mug?

a bitch

fuck that im not getting a girlfriend im gay

By I am a male i swear

normal word for ordinary person but mythical creature for gamers

Guy : Hey i just got a girlfriend! Gamer : Girlfriend? Never heard of that DLC

By bigwillyman420

Something I don’t have :(

Girlfriend

By 69 Is A Number

An overused female. That’s it.

Girl: why are you walking so slow the bell is about so ring Guy: *silent* Girl: bae...bae... Guy:*silent but still walking* Girl: what’s wrong? Guy: *silently walks to seat and sits down* Girl *watched closely* you know what cool... *girl walks off* Next day- Guy: *text girlfriend* wanna come to my place to Netflix and chill Girl: *doesn’t respond back EVER*

By Bhlasian.bhabie

A girlfriend is a type of girl who crys to there boyfriend every 2 minutes about the most stupidest shit. The boys could stand it at first, but then start to get really annoyed by it. Then they decided to dump the girls there with, and then the girls get pissed and block them on social media. And all their friends block you too. So never get a girlfriend if know they be loyal.

My girlfriend is the sweetest girl ever. My girlfriend is such a whore.

By Goat111