What's on your mug?

something to clean out women genetials. or to insult someone who acts stupid.

girl: hey steven, do you need this douche? steven: no, i am one.

By RiadsMom

A nice well adjusted girl. Namely one who is made to feel akward and stupid by maladjusted, socially akward males.

"I said hi to him and he just ignored me and I felt like a douche." "Well if a 'douche' is a nice, friendly girl, then yes that's just how you acted."

By Dinah and Leslie

a word for half of something. Ghetto word for deuce meaning 2.

let me get douche of that blunt

By p naz

1. an insult. 2. a dirty, kinky device for cleaning out vaginas

that guy is such a douche bag

By Skylar Infantion

To soak or wet something or someone.

Bro, you totally douched me with your frickin beer!

By Alex1