A place where you eat once in two days so at the end of your night you can get drunk off of two beers. You do this, of course, to forget how broke you are / will continue to be.
Hey man, I just got back from college! Word, you look like a POW from Vietnam
By SwanginDanglinThang
It's like a SAW Trap designed to test your will to deal with tedious fucking math problems you'll never use again.
"Hello Adam. I want to play a game. These past few years, your self esteem has been too high, work ethic through the roof and caring about your future has been too high too. Let's change that, shall we? The building you are in is a college dormitory. To escape, you must complete a circuit of assignments that will drain your will and self esteem as well as your grades.
By DickyPenisBalls69
It's a choice. You don't have to go, but you can if you know you'll need it for what you want in life.
High School Student: Is college worth it? College Student: I won't really know until I graduate, but what I can tell you is that you don't have to go unless you know what you want to get out of it. HSS: Do you know what you want? CS: ... HSS: ...Do you know? CS: Go vape in the school bathroom, kid.
By davetheravewhoknowshowtobehave
1. Somewhere you do post-16 study (In the UK) 2. Undergraduate university (In the US)
1. Should I do A-Levels or should I go to college? 2. Where are you planning on for college?
By Beyhive-StarWarsFan
hell...... simple and to the point. The amount of sleep on a daily basis is the bare minimum, the food they serve is shitty, I have $20 in my bank account, and when it is all over..... I'll be paying off these shitty loans for the rest of my life.
Friend: Hey can you take my shift at the movie theater tomorrow? Me: Sorry I can't im going to college, literal hell.
By PleaseEndThis