A demigod to the geniuses who have joined the cult called The Union. Shrek is the messenger for our Lord and savior Cthulhu. Shrek is also a green ogre. He will also murder you for not bowing down to him or Cthulhu.
Person 1: Who is Shrek? Person 2: Shrek is the amazing messenger for our Lord Cthulhu! He is a demigod and he is a green ogre! Person 1: Wow!
By A_guy_named_Tom
a synonym for God, and the anwser to everything.
Person 1; What's the best movie ever. Person 2; Shrek Person 1; Who's the migthigest god in the universe Person 2; Shrek' Person 1; Who has the biggest penis on the planet¨ Person 2; Shrek
By yesitchaboialfred
cool green guy with donkey friend
"Do you know that cool green guy with donkey friend?" "Shrek?" "yes"
By if ya slurp, ya get tha herp
a magical dude that beats you if you go in his swamp.
donkey: im gonna go in that swamp shrek: gimme dat ass
By jnkfnvinu
The sexiest most ATRRACTIVE MAN YOULL EVER MEET. A SHREK IS SO HOT, AND IS SO FINEEEE, EVERY SINGLE THING ABOUT HIM IS THE BEST KIND OF QUALITY IN A MAN. YOU NEED TO HIT HIM UP RIGHT NOW.
Shrek is mine
By Yourmomsbhadddcuhh