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This name is used for people heavily addicted to squirrels.

Dave: SQUIRREL! Alex: Chill Dave its only a squirrel.

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To Dave (Verb) is an abbreviation of phrase: Distributing Audio Visual Equipment. If one is to Dave they must acquire an electronics distribution license, otherwise the act of DAVE-ing is invalidated and reduced to simple illegal trading.

“Yo did you see that couple? They set up all the equipment for this gig and then just continued partying!” “Yeah you know what they say, couples that rave together dave together!”

By Dodgy Dave (wants sex)

Caring loving sweet responsible

Dave is a caring loving son to his family and a sweet partner, a responsible son too.

Someone who you call for help. A person that wants to solve your problems. Usually a Karen's counterpart.

"Dave, get over here and help me out" said to someone not named Dave. Did you hear that Karen complaining, and that Dave beside here trying to solve all her problems and calm her down. "Step up Dave" Said to someone that needs to do something for them self.

By StepOFFGeorge32

A term used to describe fans of midget porn, who like to crack one out whilst munching on scotch flavor crinkle creams. They are often good at making average cups of tea and capable of washing pots although they don’t enjoy it. Mostly shit cooks, but enjoy a good roast made my Mum preferably chicken. They like spice and will lash the chili sauce on a kebab. In there youth they have 20/20 vision but eyesight can often deteriorate as they age due to squinting whilst trying to see the midget porn on their mobile phone screens.

AJ: what kind of porn do you watch? KT: I’m a Dave, can’t you tell by my need for glasses.

By Mathsbot