when theres a perfect chance to rip into some one infront of his friends
big jock-"hey, im gonno bang your head against the wall, cause im a big stupid jock" defensless little guy-"and ill bang your mom so hard up the ass that ill knock her teeth out"
By your mom
the only universal comeback. only known rebuff: "what is this obsession you have with my mother?" an interjection, which can be inserted as the noun in every sentence in the english language.
debater one: my opponent is guilty of using a fallicy, therefore... me: YOUR MOMS A FALLICY!!
By Link the Wolf
your mom is the only phrase that answers anything and everything someone might say to you.
ex: A: What's up? B: Your mom's penis A: I went home sick yesterday B: I went home with your mom yesterday A: Pass the salt. B: Pass your mom. A: No! I will not have sex with you! B: Your mom won't have sex with you!
By your mom
1) the answer for any and every question. 2) what you say when there is nothing better to say. 3) only the greatest insult ever. 4) a phrase that is a target for lame jokes
1) Date:"So,what do you want for dinner tonight. Pizza or Tacos?" You: "Your Mom" - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - 2) Science Nerd:"Did you know the mosquitoes mate upside down?" You: "So does Your Mom." - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - 3) Girlfriend:"Baby, I Love You." You:"That may be the case but I love Your Mom." - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - 4) Your Mom is so stupid she thought that fruit punch was a gay boxer.
By Milli Rillows Movies
The most unimaginative, stupid, overrated, and worthless comeback ever existed.
Me: What are you doing for summer break? Friend: Your mom Me: Go touch some grass
By RiskyLol