What's on your mug?

Anal sex in the doggy style position.

Before paying for dinner, Jason asked Julie if she goes "top shelf".

By Mcguiness

Verb - The act of dropping a steaming dump into the water tank of a toilet. It's very important to replace the tank cover and leave the room as if nothing happened. Each future flush will reinvigorate the stench of slowly eroding water tank dump.

Frat Guy 1, "Did you end up fighting those guys at that party last night?" Frat Guy 2, "Naw, I top shelfed those bastards... they'll be smelling that fudge for weeks!"

By vandyu97

taking a shit in the top part of a toliet. See upperdecker

Dude lets go I just top shelfed the place.

By Daddy

to go poop in the top part of a toilet, ensuring a funky odor for days and plenty of laughs.

i took a top shelf in stves toilet hell be pissed

By max powers

High quality alcohol. The most expensive of it's type.

Get me a Grey Goose and cranberry. I only drink top shelf Vodka. person 1: I got wasted off of cheap Tequila last weekend. I had a nasty hangover! person 2: Well, that's what you get for not drinking top shelf.

By Gary