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that shmoo boy is half my height and he's 10 years older than i am!!

By bobbiboi

Some dude that has no real redeeming qualities about him - physical or otherwise. They generally aren't bad or ugly people, just not anything to write home about.

Yeah, you're talking about Ashley's new boyfriend? That dude is such a fucking schmoo. No idea why she likes him.

By boosh22

A complete moron; a fucking idiot.

My brother is a "schmoo".

By Live Wire Princess

schmoo: a fat or ugly person..used as a word instead to not hurt their feelings... usually used in conjunction with the word shamando..

girl1:"hey kim what you think of that guy over there?" girl2: "ewwww schmooo" guyoverther:"i wonder what that means, maybe they think im c00l?"

By ericka!

1. A weird white blob of a thing that was a cartoon in the 70's and 80's 2. fanny, pussy, use in conjuntion with a tockley, knob or even another schmoo.

Man that girls didnt have any undies on, she knew i could see and she showed me her schmoo!

By jamesbrown