A synonym for "penis". very popular in beavis and butt-head shows.
Beavis: I don't like nude dudes standing with their schlong right next to me... Butt-head: I don't like nude dudes standing with their schlong right next to me and saying: "Hey, good thing, dude"
By Meister
Noun: Penis, particularly a large one, but can refer to any size. Verb: To fuck Adjective: A moron or other similar term. Derived from the German word "(Die) Schlange", which means "snake" (not Yiddish at all).
I don't have the biggest schlong on the block, but I know how to use it.
By KarlFaust
Word to describe an extremely large penis. Originated when a girl saw mine and said "Holy shit that's long!!!" Then was just crammed all together to form schlong.
Dude you have a nice schlong.
By Charizard FTW
Penis. Often thought to derive from the German "schlange" meaning "snake." Also possibly from the Russian word for "hose" which is pronounced "schlong."
I showed her my schlong.
By Masen
An extremely long penis
Oh dude, what a schlong!
By GoogleWasMyIdea