What's on your mug?

The act of lying compulsively.

-Hey, Jim just told that his dad invented the Ringolos... -Oh my God! He must have pulled the Pascal!

By mdvrd

A rather useless programming language, initialy created to teach new programmers how to do it properly, after the wave of sloppy programmers in the 60s. Improvements have meant that it has been used for real programming (mainly by apple). Good to get you into good habits, but still useless in the end.

person 1:i learnt programming in C++ in no time at all thanks to all the years i spent learning Pascal Person 2:yeah...but if you just learnt C++ in the first place, you wouldnt have had to bother. Person 1:&*%^$% you Blaize Pascal:you think youve got it bad? they named the bloody thing after me when i was already dead!

By thefireycaddilac

A gay person. A man who likes cock.

I love cock, I'm so Pascal

By Whiskykid

She is a sexy, strong, courageous, independent woman. A woman that isn't going to stand by and be bullied by anyone nor let you bully someone else in her presence. A woman that is both beautiful on the inside and out. Many may call her a saint. She will have your back in any fight, and so you better have her's too, and if not she will discard you for the coward trash heap you are. She is a dear friend, a shoulder to cry on, an encourager, trustworthy and respectable. Bootylicious ass and the most voluptuous lips you have ever seen. Most shiny and delicious smelling hair you will ever encounter.

Damn, you see her.. bet that's Pascal

By NamesDictionary

noun A white, racist, stubborn old man who has no ass and no front teeth Pascals—2 or more pascal—dangerous, avoid if possible by using evasive maneuvers. Pascal(s) is/are usually found roaming the western regions of France.

Hey look at that Pascal! He smells like a old mattress Oh no there are multiple pascals in thag

By ajajajddwad