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Murf is a slang for saying someone or something has herpes of the butthole region.

“Damn that girl I slept with last night had murf bruh” “Bruh I would but you know she has Murf right?”

By Blakiepoo

Someone whom is hung like a donkey and can fuck all night long.

Wow, I wish I were like Murf.

By Julie

For all those people who don't know what murf means, it means anything you want it to mean.

"have a murfing awesome day" "holy murf"

By licklimpydown

VERB- To sit around and vegitate... so do absolutly nothing and allow yourself to go completely brain dead for a few hours. This activity is usually taking place on a couch or bed while marinating in the same comfy clothes youve probly been wearing for days.

I cant wait till Sunday so I can just murf on my couch all day... Dude i haven't moved in 6 hours... murf status over here.

By murfmaster

A "furry" word used within the fandom to represent an excamatory or in a verbal sence, much in the same way the F word is.

Aww murf! Murf? Murf you! etc

By Zorro teh fox