Eh, what can you say...shit happens. Life is the most widespread sexually transmitted desease, far surpassing AIDS. Life is deadly in every occurence. There is currently no cure for life. Common side affects are depression, love, hunger, and diarrhea. If you feel the sudden urge to bone a girl as most infected people do, please buy a condom so you don't pass on the desease. Thankyou.
I've already spread life to 13 people, each with a different momma.
By CJDJ
Life is a confusing thing. Life mostly involves bacon, sitting, eating, and waiting to eat more food. That's basically it. This is the true meaning of life.
"Why is life so confusing?" "It will all be okay just keep eating bacon."
By Bacon is inside you
noun life defines a multi-ingredient condition, comprised of both biotic element and organic matter, harboring reproductive, growth and functional activity attributes.
all Vegetation, mammals, and Animals etc. define that condition that which constitutes life.
By Baron Neville
Extended period of decay between coming into existence and leaving it.
As they say, life sucks.
By rs21
something that I do not have
"NO GAME NO LIFE "
By Buttman38