turtle head
The head of a turtle.
"See that big lump on the neck of that turtle, my son? That's a turtle head."
By Commissioner Bumhead
What's on your mug?
turtle head
the result of you having to poo reelie bad, so that the poop is actually coming out of the rectal area before you've reached a proper waste facility aka a restroom aka THE CRAPPER!
"shiittt mannnn, you gunna pull over at this next rest stop... i gutta poo soo bad!! seriously dude, i'm turtle headin' this shit!!"
By Koala Beer
turtle head
(Chinese English) A penis, especially with its foreskin.
Is it true white boys don't have turtle head?
By davarinofuntucson
Turtle head
Used when describing an intense need to crap.
Hurry up and stop at a bathroom, I've got a turtle head.
By Club 333
turtle head
a popping turd out of the anus screaming and punishing you because you didnt take the time to shit this morning
whats his problem today? i dunno. he must have a turtle head
By dundlegrundleberrycherry