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American definition: 1. For education institutions located outside of cities, a townie is a person who lives and works near the institution but is not affiliated with the school itself. These people are lowly paid and poorly educated. 2. A person who grew up in towns.

The Simpsons: "stupid townie!" Homer: "Hey! It's townies like me that cook your food and clean your bathrooms!" "If you did the former better, we would use the latter less!" Homer runs off crying "That's it townie! Run! Run back to your town!"

By TonyZee

British cockroaches

It's crawling with townies, I say!

By Necro

Townies can be identified by the following: 1. 'Bling' 2. Not being aware of any high street store, merely the market places that sell fake copies of items in high street stores for 1% of the price. Don't complain though ... At least they're only wearing what they're worth. 3. Ciggies 4. Usually drop out of school at 14, pregnant or having got someone pregnant. 5. Have the annoying habit of addin 'like' onto the end of all their sentences, like.

Me: I have nothing personal about townies. Townie: What a doing, like? Yooo wan a slap, like. B************!

By the_end_is_nigh (myspace)

Typically white British youth that think they're "niggas", but haven't quite pulled it off right and have created a different subculture than hip hop/R&B fans in the US. Their favorite artists would be ashamed of them if they knew what they'd created. Wear Adidas and Kappa but have probably never set foot on a track in their lives.

The girl with the bleached blonde hair, the exposed fat roll between the track pants and too tight shirt saying "hottie" or "princess" or "porn star" is a townie, and much more likely to beat you up in the UK than she would be in America, where she'd probably just be called a slut or a ho.

By shiz_not

A townie (UK countryside slang) is a person from a town or a city. Symptoms of this disease include being horrified that you've named the turkey that you're fattening up up for Christmas dinner, calling a cow a bull and not knowing what a heifer is. This is a disease can be cured by living in the countryside for two years, and making yourself look like an arse to the amusement of every other country dweller.

Farmer Dai: Did you see that group of Londoners come into the pub earlier? Farmer Arthur: I tell you what those bloody Townies do my head in.

By xxx_mlggoprobrolololololo_xxx