Texticles
The alpha numeric keys on your phone used to send a text message. QWERTY refers to the order in which your texticles are laid out. Some texticles are large, and some are small enough to cause you to hit the wrong key and mis-spell a word.
A. Your girlfriend borrowed my phone and had her fingers all over my texticles. B. That girl was texting so fast she broke one of her texticles. C. My texticles are so big they make her hands look small.
By Pepsieholik