A sexual act, in which the male shits inside of a condom, then lets it harden in the freezer before having sex. When the female approaches orgasm, he takes it from the freezer and fucks her with it until she passes out. While asleep, the female is not aware that the male has left the condom in and, as it thaws, shit comes pulsing out from between her pussylips like sloppy joe sauce.
I heard you gave your girlfriend a sloppy joe... and AIDs.
By Styxhexenhammer
When you shit inside a condom and hit yo bitch upside the head with it.
Jamal: "Hey shaniqua why yo eye all blak n blue n shit" Shaniqua: "My boyfriend just hit me upside the head with a sloppy joe"
By Warrio Dunken
When a girl is on her period, she poops without wiping. Then the guy has anal sex with the girl, and then takes his poop covered penis and sticks it into the girl's vagina. The poop and blood mix to form a red meat-looking substance. The guy then eats it out of the girl, the vaginal lips being like the buns.
My girlfriend makes the best sloppy joes.
By the really real master
When one person shits in between the ass cheeks of another. Then mushes the ass cheeks together.
Dude I sloppy joe-d this girl last night
By Webby-BIG C
A woman takes a shit on a man's chest. She then rubs it around on his chest using her vagina. (female version of the chili dog)
"Did you hear Trey got a sloppy joe last night?"
By crosieraye