What's on your mug?

Smoke More POT.

"Chill out dude. You should SMP."

By Diego

Acronym for Shaking My Penis. Similar to SMH (Shaking My Head) or SMFH (Shaking My Fucking Head), although it makes for one awkward internet conversation.

Rodney: Hey man, check this girl's profile pic out. She's definitely a fake. No one is that beautiful. Joaquin: Yeah, SMP.

By The Real Hot Coffee

Acronym for "Symmetrical Multi-Processing" A computer with more than one processing unit.

I am not SMP capable before at least two cups of coffee.

By Anonymous

Shit My Pants

SMP Lololol am hxcore

By Shafty-Sex

Text language for "shit my pants", to express that something is funny.

TXT1: I just got fired from Costco! TXT2: LOL, SMP! TXT1: Fuck you

By Little T mart