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The closest you can get to a LUEser on Family Guy.

Quagmire: Hello, 911? Yeah, this is Quagmire. It's stuck in a window this time.

By dj_gs68

Glen Quagmire of Family Guy. A sex-crazed neighbor of Peter Griffen (as well as the others). Everything he says is absolutely hilarious; trust me. ^_~

"Heh. Alriiiiiight." -Quagmire

By Dave

A really, really ugly adolescent usually around the age of 14-18. This male is so ugly that when he smiles everyone turns around to throw up in their mouth. ugly

A boy who thinks he's hott, and he's not. "Hey Quagmire, stop smiling... ur making me sick.

By LaKiki101

The dirtiest man alive, he thrives for sex, woman, and loves cats.

I’m going over to Quagmires today

By Family Jew

a very difficult situation, especially a hopeless military campaign

Bush got our troops into a quagmire but he won't acknowledge it or do anything about it.

By The Return Of Light Joker