What's on your mug?

short-hand for the incredible store "Patel Brothers" which showcases free mango juices on Tuesdays. *Do not go into the back...

Man, did you see that crazy half-price sale at Patel Brothers?

By Djinters

The most common last name derived from Indian heritage. It's like Smith to America and Patel to India. THEY ARE EVERYWHERE

Indian person 1: I really wish I was a Patel Indian person 2: You are, actually. Everyone here is somehow a Patel LOL Indian person 1: NOOOOOOOO

By katieschickennuggets

The patels are a large population of Indians, and can be found in virtually every city. They are usually hotel-owners or doctors, and are a very common name. They are known by many Indians as increasingly untrustworthy people and snobbish. They also have a reputation for marrying their own family members to preserve the wealth.

John: I am pretty good at tennis, are you? Patel: Of course, I am! I am better than everyone else at tennis.

By Raki Shaki

Term in the car bussiness describing all people from the middle east. Also least favorite type of people to work with due to the fact that you cant make any commision on them. No matter what the price is, its to high

So how did you do with your deal Bill Are you kidding I had a Patel I worked for free today

By Honda14

An Indian who has lived in America for the majority of their life but has still managed to maintain a terrible Indian accent. They frequently call people who annoy them "hoes" or "hoebag". They don't wear their heart on their sleeves but on their face, as demostrated by their vivid facial expressions.

"Hey, what did that Patel say to you?" "That damn biznatch said, 'Ya hoe!' just because I asked if she straightened her hair"

By Ms. Sondak