Mushrooms
1. Stuff you eat to see pretty colors 2. Things that grow in your yard that are sometimes poisonous
I eat mushrooms when I'm bored
By Mi wordz becuz I'm smart
1. Stuff you eat to see pretty colors 2. Things that grow in your yard that are sometimes poisonous
I eat mushrooms when I'm bored
By Mi wordz becuz I'm smart
Mushrooms (noun): the tender flesh of the earth; dirt meat source: tumblr user @writhe
I consume the holy flesh of mushrooms, hoping mother nature will not bestow upon me with her eternal wrath as I eat all that it important to her; nay, the illusion of decay is just that: an illusion. Time is endless and in the end, we are all one with the earth. We are all at peace. Blessed be the Mushroom Queen (blessed be).
By Strange Bird
The drug Harry Styles made "Fine Line The Album" on.
*interviewer* " I heard you made this album on mushrooms" *Harry* "Yes i did, i just think its easeir to write when you're having fun"
By callmedaddy_2
i highly over-rated vegetable. it is literally a fungus. or if you wanna be more sophisticated and smarter... WIKIPEDIA: "... spore-bearing fruiting body of a fungus, typically produced above ground, on soil, or on its food source." (that is disgusting!!👎😃) thank you Wikipedia
you: want some RAW mushrooms? me: get out.
By buloogawhale
A “food” people pretend to like so they can seem fancy. Tastes like someone dug 10 feet underground, found dirt that worms threw a rave in, flattened it out, let a snail run laps on it, and called it “earthy.” Somehow ends up on pizza, pasta, and every dish that was perfectly fine before it got ruined.
“Why does this burger taste like wet forest?” “They added mushrooms, dude.”
By Visit s she e