The Best person ever. She is always caring for others and not being selfish . She never stops being a resource of comfort and emits a glow of love . Anybody would be extremely lucky to have her as a mom .
She is so caring she must be a mom
By TheCandleDealer51
Completly crazy. 100% insane.
Me: "Hey Mom, what's for lunch?" Mom: "I DON'T KNOW, MAKE SOMETHING! LEAVE ME ALONE!"
By aniderrrr
The woman who gave birth to you. She sometimes gets in your face & business, she has mood swings & at times just loses it, but you love her no matter what & she loves you too. All any mom really wants is to have one day a week to just relax & not have to drive their kids everywhere. She's the woman who takes care of all the pets you promised to feed & bathe but 'forget', the one who buys you almost everything in the world, the one who hugs you when you're upset & always has a shoulder to cry on, the one who deals with anything from Tampons to heartbreaks when dads don't, the one who always searches for bargains, & one of the few females who won't start rumors about you & start drama. In other words, the crazy lady well all love.
Me: Mom, can I have this new CD? Mom: You just got one! Me: But I really like this band! I found it online cheap & new. Mom: -sighs- How much, honey?
By ToriFTW
a person who is ur parent and is female. She talks and talks and talks until u wanna hit her over the head with a shovel. :)
God, mom, why wont u just shut up? Please Stop Talking to me. I get it, i wont ever try to stick a roach in the microwave again. now shut up!
By photohungry
the number 1 butt of moronic jokes
yo mamma
By fff