Said in reference to sneaking up behind someone and humping them in the butt. Giving them ur mashed potatoes means to ejaculate in said person's anus. This is enjoyed by gay men and extremely slutty/kinky girls.
"Come here boy u gonna get sum a deeze mashed potatoes"
By dont worry about it
n. A starchy fictional food, looks like glue, or diarrhea. In fiction, it is manifestly made from mashing potatoes (peeled or unpeeled), or sometimes baked, potatoes with a ricer, fork or potato masher. In real life, it is not possible to mash a potato. See also Wonka Bar.
"I'm going to make some mashed potatoes." "That's ridiculous, they don't exist!"
By Some wise guy aha!
A potato, mashed into a softer substance. Reference to your brain on drugs.
Yo you fuck! I'll turn your brains into mashed potatoes!
By Beedub
(Noun Form) Slang term. The feeling, or texture, of breasts when they are copped, groped or squeezed. The term should be used if the female’s breasts are soft, squishy, warm and if they fit nicely in the individual’s hands. (The last part isn't as important though.) Similar terms are... “Potato”: When an individual fondles a female’s breasts (or even a large male’s boobs), in any way. “Self-Potato”: When a woman grabs her own breasts when she is lonely, bored or just for fun.
Dude, my girlfriend's boobs feel like mashed potatoes! I just can't stop touching them!
By Wonderland is a Mad, Mad Place
an under-tanned or white person who does not do any type of regular physical exercise and therefore is out of shape. Mashed potatoes are soft, lumpy, squishy pale colored mush all over the body. Primarily fat in the stomach region, but can also be found in the legs or arms. Can appear in men or women and sometimes even in kids. NOT attractive or sexy. Beware of the mush!!!
Ew, that guy has mashed potatoes everywhere. I don't think I'd touch him with a ten foot pole.
By rachd19