Mongo
Mongo (MŌÑ-GÔ) - juggernaut-like male distinguished by heavy masculinity, large stomach and hyperactive sexual habits and tendencies. Mongo is considered an alpha male in many cultures. Known to be bullet proof and highly intelligent, Mongo is feared in many countries across the world. Mongo uses many tools to control those around him and spread fear into the society, with the main being the oversized cauk that he refers to as the Hissing Viper. Mongo is the only person in human history to have naturally impregnated male testicles.
Person1: Oh no its Mongo. Cover your exit tunnel Dude, because he is going to come right in!!! Person 2: No I dont want the memory of the Hissing Viper in my bowels!!! Person1: there will be no memory. Once Mongo is done you will be out cold and shredded.
By Royal_Rake