What's on your mug?

A hardcore version of a boyfriend

"I love my husband"

By Hidin1748

Someone who you act like your in a relationship with but your not

We arent going out hes just my husband

By Maddly_kule

(n) Men who has had their brain picked clean by zombies* and lost all free will. *Zombies: (n) Creatures of terror that can survive recurring week-long bleeding that enjoys messing around with the brains of innocent men.

"Ever since they got married I haven't seen Joe around here." "He's a husband now, that was the last we'll ever see of him."

By Beyond Disbelief

a man who wants to rule your world , tell you what to think when to think it , he also will dirty up more dishes , clothes , and the house in general thus adding 75 % more to your work load. he expects you to work a job outside the home and then work at home half the nite while he watches t.v then at bedtime he expects you to turn into sex kitten. In short he is about useless.

just an a burden that you really dont need what with all the newest sex toys out there >>> you can replace him with no problem yea ha!!!!!

By gwyn hart

lazy, selfish and prefers porn as its less emotional

a reason why vibrators were invented

By Little Bitch