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Friendzone

Is a misogynistic term used by males who befriend females for the soul purpose of getting in their pants, but are unable to because the female is either uninterested, dating someone already, or has some other reason. A person who uses this term usual feels victimized because the girl doesn't dish out, and the female is characterized as being the bad guy for not reciprocating his feelings.

Guy 1: For 2 years I've listened to her problems, comforted her, took care of her when she was sick, been her friend...But she still won't dump her douche boyfriend even though I am clearly better for her. I'm stuck in the friendzone Guy 2: I know that feel bro, girls are bitches sometimes

By MystryFlvr

friendzone

-the absolute worst and most painful experience known to all of mankind. -having feelings for someone who sees you as "a brother/sister" - usually boys are said to be in the friendzone but girls get friendzoned just as much

-"hey, what happened? how did you brake every bone in your body?" "oh I fell but it could be worse. I could be friendzoned." - "oh yeah he friendzoned me because he likes my personality but I'm not pretty enough for him" -"I knew I was friendzoned when he gave me a pat on the back as he said goodbye"

By pat on the shoulder goodbyes

friendzone

A state of being that self-loathing people place themselves in when they are friends with someone they want to date. These people assume that the person in question, who is typically a girl, is acting with malicious intent. The truth is, the person who has been friend zoned is mainly the one at fault because they're either not growing a pair so they can ask the other person out, or they're just taking a previous rejection from the person they're pining over by being a friend that will never be more than that--the closest they can be to their love interest. If you're stuck in the friend zone, it's just as much your fault as it is theirs, if it's not mostly your fault.

Everyone in r/funny is apparently in the friendzone.

By Biron5k

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