What's on your mug?

When a person (usually a man) procrastinates the duty of cleaning his penis and white goo forms on the head. Usually disgusting, although some females find it attractive. (And tasty) Also, French people occasionally add it as a spread on a fresh baguette and treat it as a delicacy. Apparently it tastes sort of tangy, with a smell mixed with semen and original chap stick.

Zach: "That dude Joel's got some week old dick cheese I heard" Niko: That's disgusting dude" Catlin: "Unreal."

By Benson&Hedges

the substance resulting from rubbing ones dick against a cheese grater, goes well on toast

me and the boys on our way to the group dick grating to make some epic dick cheese, bruh.

By epicpoop69

'Dick Cheese' is a phrase, and the last words you say to people you cut ties with or words you tell your exes when they decide they wanna just bother you.

"The last words I told my ex were 'Dick Cheese', I told them that right before I cut ties with them." "Dick Cheese"

By eraserdoubles

usually found dripping from the end of a filthy penis or salivating from a dickhead

grant . . . have you rubbed your penis on my coffee mug this morning because there is an extraordinary amount of cheese floating in my coffee !

By paul

When a man does not wash his dick for over a week and a nasty ass yellowish greenish fungis starts to grow on his nasty dick.

Kim: “I smell something....weird..” Bob: “What does it smell like??” Kim: “I don’t really know...it’s like a weird cheesy smell or something....” Bob : “........” Kim: *leans over to her boyfriend bob and smells then throws up on him* Bob: “JEEZ WHAT THE FUCK KIM?!?!?!!” Kim: “DONT FUCKING YELL AT ME BOB. MAYBE I WOULDNT HAVE THROWN UP IF IT WERENT FOR YOUR DIRTY ASS DICK CHEESE....MY FUCKING GOSH!! YOU DO THIS SHIT ALL THE TIME. GO TAKE A DAMN SHOWER YOU DIRTY ASS FUCKING CHEESE DICK!!! YOU ARENT THAT FUCKING RAT THAT COOKS!!” Bob: “The rat from that disney movie?” Kim: “YEAH, THAT ONE. I CANT THINK OF ITS NAME THOUGH.....” Bob: “It’s on the tip of my tongue...I think it’s Ralph??” Kim: “No not ralph...it starts with an r though....rat......ratta-” Bob: *cuts Kim off* “Ratatouille?” Kim: “YEAH...THATS IT.....that’s a good movie.....ANYWAY WE ARE GETTING SIDETRACKED HERE, GO WASH YOUR DICK!!”

By DarkHumoredLilly