What's on your mug?

A scrawny little white kid that skips the gym,is a compulsive liar, and looks like Sheldon from Big Bang Theory.

Dude I hate that kid, he's such a Blump.

By Geezy_G

Your hookup gives you a blowjob while your on the toilet with the urge to shit. The almost blumpkin

Bro my hookup was so ugly, i made her give me a blump

By yunggrimmy

A blimp that was built specifically to krump on.

"I'll krump with you on the blump, sweetiepie."

By jrobbo56

Stayed up late, overslept, and feels like you had to much Prosecco. So cognitively your not mentally all there. Sometimes mumbling when talking.

Why so blumpy? Don’t be a blump.

By TMatlack

Someone quits before the party started, who can’t hang, passes out early

“Hey is so no so coming to the party tonight?” “Nah, he can’t hang, he’s a blump”

By Violetsrnotblue