A person weighing 660 lbs or more. A unit is half absolute so it is 330 lbs at this point. You can call a unit a Half Absolute if you choose.
Holy fuck look at that guy, he's the size of a small car! Yeah that man is an absolute unit.
By AbusementPark
A person that has a lot of body fat, but is very strong. On the outside they appear to be overweight and fat, but on the inside they could probably backsquat more than twice your body weight.
Guy 1: Him. I want him on the team. Guy 2: Are you sure? That guy is really overweight. Guy 1: Yeah, but that dude can deadlift 400lbs. He's an absolute unit.
By UrbanDovakiin
Someone with a massive presence and extreme masculinity
Oh look at jade she’s such an absolute unit
By SBUnit
Something or Someone with enough charisma or power to make all mortals before him perish and can exterminate all forms of a problem with ease.
Robber: Put the money in the bag or I kill this bitch! Officer: We need back up! He has a hostage! Sheriff: Unload sector C-51. *Massive wall opens up from the ground, releasing AU from his dormant slumber* *Robbers instantly fall to their knees begging for forgiveness from the Absolute Unit’s spiritual pressure*
By yeetus that feetus
A term used to describe absolute units
Absolute unit
By Adolf kritler