What's on your mug?

something you do because you're single as fuck

John: Damn I wanna masturbate to Mia Khalifa!!

By I LIKE BIG BUTTS !!!

Masturbating is when you rub your cheesy virgin penis or vagina because your a fucking virgin

Nerdy ass nathaniel: im gonna masturbate because no woman will touch me Chapter book reading geek sarah: Im gonna masturbate because my boyfriend got lost in my pussy

By Imanasshole123.com

To masturbate (which is also known as masturbation) is when a man or a woman stimulates their private areas for sexual sensations which provides pleasure and usually eventually causes orgasm and release.

Example 1: Sarah goes into her bedroom, locking her door before she goes to masturbate to porn/a movie on her laptop. Example 2: Dan comes home from work when his wife isn't home and he puts on some porn or some other things and begins to masturbate.

By Black Cat - 5000

To masturbate is when a man or a woman stimulates their... ahem... private areas for sexual feelings and stimulation, which gives the person a deep sense of pleasure, also known as sexual pleasure. Masturbation is a great tool for someone expressing their own sexual feelings or emotions. This natural act eventually leads to pleasurable orgasms, also known as climaxes. Example 1: (Patrick) *thinks "When I get home from this boring class, I'm going to go masturbate to some porn. Should I try my fleshlight? Or keep it simple?"* Example 2: (Molly) *thinks "Hmm, when I am back in my room, I'm going to masturbate to some movies or porn. Which do I use? My vibrator or my fingers?"*

Example: Time to go home and masturbate, this is going to be so good.

By Black Cat - 5000

what i did to make my dysphoria so bad. it can be very fun, pleasurable, and relaxing for most people. there is a chance you are doing it right now, given you searched up masturbate.

njj: when i am a trans girl i plan to get the surgery from the stardew valley wizard guy, to take advantage of the female perk of more orgasms (so i can masturbate) and to maximize the amount my body aligns with my identity boblin: tmi njj njj: oh sorry I thought you were my therapist boblin: how??? njj: hold up lemme get the memory wiper boblin: thank you so much

By sadlittlecracker