What's on your mug?

Something you don't have

Hey do you have a girlfriend? no

By 548794139-87-043

a very sexy female that you should love a lot

My girlfriend is so sexy!

By Anonymous Y

A girl that you love/like that can either make you happy or can be a leech of your life, time, and money

I broke up with my girlfriend because she asked me what restaurant I wanted to go to, and in the end, I had to go to her favorite. Sick of this sh*t.

By Grinchblitzkreig

The greatest oxymoron since "Military Intelligence".

A dog would be a better friend than his girlfriend was.

By BF42TH

Something I do not have.

A girlfriend is something I do not have.

By Grizzlebear22