What's on your mug?

A useless human, typically male, entity acting to further the patriarchy, either intentionally or unintentionally.

The guy who messaged me on Tinder turned out to be a douche, imagine that!

By annadoes

the word you type in after you have found out that you have misspelt it as doosh.

"I'm a retard and I cant spell worth shit! Doosh, douche, it's all the same to me!"

By LaneB

A ridiculously annoying, retarded, or hated person.

Dom: "My god, dude, Andy pisses me off around chicks." Cody: "Yeah, dude, I know...he turns into such a douche...VICIOUS!" Justin: "Piss me off...two pussies, two pussies, two pussies! Jack off, jack off, jack off!" (Andy shows up from the potty where he's been for three minutes.) Andy: "Sorry guys, I had to go green screen myself for the twenty-seventh time today." Dom: "What a coincidence, we were just talking about what a douche you are." Andy: "You wanna go, Dom?" Dom: "Yeah, lets go!" (Andy dies.)

By Doom da Man

every word piled into one used as the ultimate insult! can be used with DOUCHE BAG.

you are a Douche! Douche Bag! hes a Douche! look! a Douche Bag!

By -skyjockey-

Anyone who reads the definition :)

Why are you reading this? You're such a Douche!

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