What's on your mug?

What you do when you realize there's nothing good on TV during the day.

I've seen this episode of Maury 3 times and can't even jerk off to this trashy slut anymore, maybe I'll enroll in college.

By doin flips n shit

A place where devout Catholic girls turn into sluts

Bro1: Yo that girl used to go to my church before college started Bro2: Dick has her now

By Style Hide

education source 2nd and all other things first where your sir is your crush first and your marksheet get more d's where pune and canteen guy are more familiar to you than your staff and that nerd handsome guy who wears t-shirt in plain colours has curly hair and a crooked tooth haven't even looked at you yet where they waste months in festivals of their own worshiping gods like splitsvillans and stand up comedians and you proudly call yourself the head of such department

lets go to college and pretend that we are doing something productive in life

By findingkabir

A center of education in which students seek for a higher education which is provided by the state with a building called a dorm for students to live in to attend class in school grounds, college is also a cesspool of woke liberals complaining about a capitalism and society whilst going in debt due to student loans.

John: I’m going to college for a high paying job. Jane: yeah, I attend gender studies class, there is a wage gap between men and women and I just can’t handle that men work more hours for more money.

By StrawberryJamSauce

a place where you get fat, fomo, depressed and leave with a shit ton of debt

person 1: hey, isn’t that tristan at mojo dining hall? why does he look so dead inside? person 2: yeah i think it is...must be college that made him a sad boi

By simps4sale