Townie
1. Useless waist of space 2. Chat complete bollocks using words that mean absolutely nothing. 3. Impersonates Ali G being too thick to realise he is actually taking the piss out of people like that. 4. Has no idea of any music catogries unless it comes under any thing such as R n B, garage or any other crap therefore calling any thing that isn't bollocks "metlar music" including groups such as Coldplay, Travis and Embrace unless they like a song then it becomes non "metlar music". 5. Hangs round streets late at night in big groups to try and feel hard because they are total pussies who need "back-up" and weaponry. 6. No not how to fight a fair fight. 7. Like music only by black men and wiggers. 8. Pretend to take drugs because it makes them hard but are only smart enough to figure out how to smoke. 9. No hope in life apart from McDonalds. 10. Brain span goes about as far as shite music, drugs, and sex with there siblings. 11. A vocabulary which ranges from words that mean to shit to words that mean shit.
The very short belt like skirts of a female townie have bad habbits of going up and down more times that a horney rabbits arse.
By Arran Delieu