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Someone who's either super far left or super far right on the political spectrum who can't respect someone's opinions or take a joke. How to spot a far left snowflake: Ususally a white [female] with neon colored hair, is super fat, has a "Coexist" sticker on their [car] (when they would literally wish death on you for being pro-life or even the tiniest [bit] religious), smells [like] cat [piss] or sewage, wears tacky clothes, needs a literal cry room, has a victim complex, has no concept of how the world works,and commonly found on an American [college] campus protesting something nobody cares about instead of going to class. How to spot a far right snowflake: Usually a white male with a [Nazi] swastika tattooed on his arm, bald, either super muscular or super fat, drives a jacked up truck with bright ass headlights (tends to ride your bumper if you're going the speed limit because if he doesn't go 75 mph+ his dick is going to fall off, and he will blind you with the headlights), idolizes misogynistic assholes, abuses his [family] (wife, kids, and pets), and has tiny dick syndrome.

Scenario one- Me: Ugh, misogyny is disgusting. Far-right snowflake: Shut up you stupid bitch, make me a [sandwich] Me: Leave me alone you [fucking] snowflake, get your own damn [sandwich] and take your tiny dick syndrome elsewhere Far-right snowflake: (Tries to hit me). Me: (Dodges and [kicks] the snowflake in his tiny dick) Far-right snowflake: (Screams like a little girl) Me: Don't try to lay your hands on a woman unless you want her foot to give you a [free] vasectomy. Fucking asshole! Scenario two: Me: How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Couldn't tell you, they'd just sit in the dark complaining about how it's somehow a man's fault the light is broken! Far-left snowflake: You're rude and insensitive! How can you say such a thing as a woman? Me: Because I have a sense of humor and don't sympathize with women who go out of their way to put men down just because they exist. When was the last [time] you sat down with a man and just talked about a topic that interested both of you? Far-left snowflake: I don't remember. Me: Exactly. If you weren't such a snowflake, [maybe] you wouldn't alienate the men [like] your dad who actually do care about you. Far-left snowflake: My dad left when my mom was pregnant with me. I have a brother, but I haven't seen or spoken to him in years because he's a man. Me: See? [Maybe] try giving him a call and reconciling.

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