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Someone with an inability to party Colloquialism: Being a mitch A person characterised by an inability to party

“I’m going to bed” “Already? You’re such a Mitch”

By Notdeejay

Mitch is the sexist, kind hearted, funny, hottest man you will ever see. He always knows how to make you feel wanted and appreciated by him. He knows EXACTLY what he’s doing in the bedroom and will always leave you feeling satisfied and wanting more. He will even get you a towel…if u know what i mean ;) you really can’t go wrong getting yourself a Mitch for the long haul.

Wow!! Mitch you are so sexy, I’m taking you home tonight.

By Babyygurr

Receiving fellatio from a homeless individual.

Brad: I have $20 left, I could really go for a mitch right now

By Terry the berry

a boy who loves sucking and licking and having balls in his mouth and yes

woah i love balls in my mouth, i'm mitch btw

By mitch.likes.balls.69

Mitch, a kind guy who can be really annoying. He’ll pay attention to anything you say and try to remember, even if it’s really stupid. He’s good at keeping a conversation going but once again- he’s annoying. He’s really loud and talks too much, he also probably can’t keep a girlfriend if he gets one somehow. He’s handsome to some but ugly to others, even though he’s a gymaholic. Try to be nice to a Mitch if you meet one because if you break his heart he will keep it to himself, and break himself down. You always want to know a Mitch.

Girl one: “Hey there’s Mitch! Isn’t he cute?” Girl two: “Ewww no he’s ugly- personality wise too!”

By Mitchpleaseaskmeout