What's on your mug?

a stupid obese nword

john is obese

By osama bin ladin 69 420 666

An insensitive person with a Godzilla sized ass and tits which can wreck a dick larger than the galaxy.

No Johns

By Kinkydong

John is the most powerful man you could meet! He is full of anger, but in a good way. He is almost always asleep, so lazy. He normally drives round in an old van to all different kind of places. He has many things of richness that he shows off like rings and phones even aftershave!!

Johnnnn

By Fjjdnxhxhxhx

Is usually a very sarcastic and funny person. He loves to laugh and be loud. Even though he annoys the majority of people he is around, everyone loves to have a good laugh with or at him. He tends to like people named Teia, Teia, Teia, and Teia. He also tends to like memes and laugh uncontrollability. He is a decent person, and a good friend to have. He also usually prefers academics to sports. He is also a video game or youtube freak. He likes people to laugh at him even when he is doing the granny panty. "Housekeeping!"

What is that sound, it's almost like a girl laugh, wait never mind it's just John.

By Nicholeeee337

John is a good humored and funny guy. He’s tall, tan, has brown eyes and hair. A little bit chubby yet very athletic. He is very stubborn and he sometimes gets mad for small things. Overall he’s just a cute, funny, wholesome, and has good taste in memes.

Friend: who’s that guy you were talking to👀 Me: oh it’s just John 😂💖

By Lil D? More like lil r33!