What's on your mug?

When you look up pineapple and want to see what happens when you look up apple

Josh: iMa cHeCk wHat ApPle sAyS

By Apple idiot

What are you fucking stupid? You eat these things and it tastes good so why wonder what it is?

I’m hungry for an apple

By The obnoxious smartass

A Stupid Ass company

Fuck Apple , Samsung Rules!

By GoobaGoobaDued

when 2 guys go in the bedrooom and pull down their pants and stare at both of their steamy balls and cocks for exactly five minutes and 2 seconds then they go in 69 position and suck eachother

silly: lets do the apple bobby: oh yes daddyyyyyy lets go

By Thebigdaddyclapper

1. Fruit; grown mostly in Washington. 2. Dying computer company that boasts the best hardware around, but cannot compete with the versatility and cost-effectiveness of PCs

1. Are those Apples ripe? 2. God, I wish Apple would just lay down and die already.

By Anonymous